Kettles and Puppies

A new email from my mother.

Hallo Mary
We had to get a new kettle with it came a book written in many languages. The advice on its use in English consisted of the following- clean your kettle with vingar regularly ,do not boil milk or fruit juice in your kettle do not put any part of your kettle in the dish washer. Notes on the toaster said do not fill your toaster with water do not let anyone irresponsible use your toaster. The tumble dryer guide said make sure the tumble dryer is bolted down if you wish to use it on a ship.I still find the whole idea of boiled fruit juice really horrible.

Sara bought Dolly the puppy round to show me she is really adorable and tried to chew my jumper. She does look a bit like a pig but will improve with age. I have not forgotten the Symingtons fruit cremes. We are going to Waitrose on Tuesday I will try to get some there. Have you mended your cardigan yet? It keeps raining here so I have yet to wear the hat. Have you discussed rodent removel with A-d yet?
See you soon Mummy

(shrugs)